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"You seem to be in better spirits..."
"It's because you let me drink again."
"I think you did very well being sober... Just putting it out there."
"I think you'd be a very good fag... just putting it out there."
"That doesn't make any sense. you just wanted to call me gay."
"FAG. Say it... love it... Ffffffag. Lookit, i don't need to drink, but I do enjoy it. It's never going to change... it's up to me to drink to a certain limit and then pull back."
He looked down and fidgeted in his coat pockets. His hand was in a plastic bag loop.
"Did you buy me that magazine?"
"YES. And I'm never going back in there again."
"Not my fucking problem you lost at euchre with Todd."
"I had the money to give him!"
"He didn't want the money. He wanted you to go into the adult bookstore and pick that up."
"You two wouldn't think it's so fucking hilarious when someone from work caught me in there."
"You think that if someone caught you in there, they'd have the fucking balls to tell people? 'hey, when i was buying german piss-porn last thursday i saw anthony luk buying slutty czech hunks'?! Think about it. Now give me..." I tried to pull at the bag and he smacked my hand away.
"No. You can wait until Todd comes over to get it."
"That's not fair! it's for me anyways..."
"Good things come to those who wait."
"That's trite, even for you."
"Whatever, I think I'm going to take my purchase upstairs. Dont come in."
"I'm coming in with my camera. I'll make a fortune. closeted asian gay hombre's dot com."
"I bet it's already taken..."
"No I checked, it's not. Something to think about if you want to retire and get your asscheeks waxed."
He looked indignant. "I'm not that hairy."
"Oh nothing personal sweetie, it's just an aesthetic thing."
"How... who... who do they pay to get that done?"
"I've done it before. It's nothing big. I mean, you have gloves on. I get more squeamish about the guiche."
Blank look. "You know, the mile of pleasure? The landing strip between your balls and asshole?"
Nothing. "Did... did you want me to show..."
"NO!"
I lifted my leg up a little and pointed at the gooch-region. "See when you're getting a blowjob you get him to massage right there... Wow, it's just to die... Where're you going?! This can only benifit you!!" I like blowing his mind a little every day.