the strange secret of bruce wayne S02Ep37 - Batman the Animated Series

maraschino cherries are a late-in-life interest for me. no clue why i developed a taste for them. most likely stemming from understanding how they taste at the bottom of a manhattan.
squishing one in my teeth i went flush after a spurt of bourbon came out. it was deeply chilled and a tangible pop in my mouth. i spend an awful lot of time sexualizing food items, but hey, i make no excuses on being a hog.
what a wonderful treat... i even got a handsome glass that was forged 15+ years before i occurred. turning the glass i looked at nondescript swiss mountain scenes layered over harvest gold paint. it looked tacky and dreamy. probably didn't have any mates in the cupboard. most wonderful. who wants to look at the same glass on the coffee table?
lost i felt trapped between asking for another manhattan and knowing that i would be over the top hungover the next day. one more manhattan and i would have to think about leaving before i got a boner during a smoke break. one less manhattan and i would need to come up with an excuse to stay on the couch...aaaand probably would also end in a boner-related incident.
what is WRONG with me?